Trading since 2008 · 1,536 trading days
The world's first
publicly traded person.
Buy a share. Get a vote. Shareholders decide where Mike lives, what he wears, where the money goes.
Become a shareholder K5M $4.98
$25.00 all-time high, Apr 2013
$0.01 all-time low, Sep 2018
$4.98 last trade, Aug 2026
Ownership
24,810 of 100,000 shares are held by other people.
Each cell is 100 shares. The rest sit with the house, unsold.
- Douglas Dollars 2,881.78
- Patticus 1,933
- aaronpk 1,451.49
- Everyone else 15,200
- The house 75,200
The book, right now
Buyers below $4.98, sellers above it.
Every open offer within sixty percent of the last price, stacked. The gap in the middle is the spread.
$1.99bids · 144.50 shares wantedasks · 318.50 for sale$7.97
Governance
One share, one vote. Shareholders have decided where he lives, what he wears, who he dates.
Every decision is a public vote with a public result. Three recent ones.
Fund Dead Internet Theory, $5,000
92% yes · 8% no
Acquire Snacker.News
84% yes · 16% no
Create Membership Shares
81% yes · 19% no
The tape
31,353.83 shares have changed hands since Jan 2008.
2008one bar per month · tallest 2,209.74 shares2026